Hindi jokes.

1,"Father:
Beta agar sasural wale Scooter de to Car magna,
Shop de to Ghar mangna,
Cooler deto AC mangna,
beta:
Papa agar wo Ladki de to kya uski MAA mang lu??
Ha ! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

2, Sardaar plane land hote hi chillane laga- Banglore aya ! banglore aya !!
Oye Balle Balle
Air hostess: hello sir..
B silent..
Sardaar- Okay madam ji, Anglore aya! anglore aya !!
Oye alle alle.:-D
Ha ! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

3, Boys Mentality:-
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Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai,
Zamaane Mai Laga Dunga,


Uski Doli Jo Uthi.


To,





TO,







koi baat nahi yaar..
Talented hoon na,
dusri pata lunga.

Ha ! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

4,Ek Aadmi Ki Doosrey Seher Me Naukri Lagi.

Wahan Pahunch Kar Ushne Socha Ki Biwi Ko SmS Kar Dun.

Galti Se Wo SmS Kisi Aur Ke Paas Chala Gaya.

Jish Ke Paas Gaya
Wo Aurat Apne Husband Ko Daffna Ke Aayi Thi
Aur SmS Padhtey Hi Behosh Ho Gayi.

SmS Kuch Yun Tha,


"Mein Yahan Kheriyat Se Pahunch Gaya Hun.

Yahan Mobile Ki Suvidha Bhi Hai.
Or rahane ko acchi jagah bhi hai.

Tum Udaas Mat Hona,
2-3 Din Me Tumhe Bhi Apne Paas Bula Lunga.":->
Ha ! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!


5,
1st sardaar
Yar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota he?
2nd sardaar
Ghonchu Bewkuf
TuneHi Sardaro Ka Naam Kharab Kiya He
Sent Message Matlab Khushbu Wala msg

Ha ! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

6,
Gal Frn:
Kal Mera Birthday He
Boy Frn:
Advance
HAPPY Birthday
Gal Frn:
Kya Gift doge?
Boy Frn:
Kya Chahiye
Gal Frn:Ring !!
Boy Frn:
Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance Nhi Hai.
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Hope you like my jokes. :-)

SMS shaayaries.

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1,Gujarish humari wo maan na sake,
Majburi humari wo jaan na sake,
Kehte he marne ke baad bhi yaad rakhenge,
Jeete ji jo hume pehchan na sake.


2,Bhige mosam ki khushbu hawao me ho.
Apki dosti ka ehsas in fijaao me ho.
u hi sada rahe apke hoto par muskurahat.
itni takat meri duao me ho,


3,Hamare Aasu Puch Kar Wo Muskrate He,
Isi Ada Se Wo Dil Ko Churate He.
Hath Unka Chu Jaye Humare Chehre Ko
Isi Umeed Me Hum Khud Ko Rulate He.

4,Bdi Kosis K Bd Use Bhula Diya, Uski Yadoko Sinese Mita Diya, 1 Din Fir Uska Msg Aya Likha Tha Bhul Jao Muje Or Bhula Hua Hr Lmha phr se Yad Dila Diya.!


5,Insan mil jate he itifhak se,
pyar hota he jajbat se,
khuch khusi me bit jate he pal to khuch bit te he dard bhare lamhaat me.,

6,Hamari Dosti Ke Sare Ehsaas Le Lo,
Dil Se Pyar K Sare Jazbat Le Lo,
Nahi Chodenge Toofan Me Bhi Sath Tumhara,
Is Dosti K Hazaro Imtihan Le Lo.

7,Usko chaha to iqrar krna na aya,
Kat gayi umar pyar karna na aya,
Manga us ne kuch to mangi judai,
Aur 1hum te ke hume inkar krna na aya.

8,Raat Kesi Bhi Koi Gum Na Karo,
Din Kesa Bhi Ho Ankhe Num Na Karo,
1 Sitara Bano or Jagmagate Raho,
Yaad Karte Raho or Yaad Aate Raho.

9,Radha Krishna Se-
Apne Muzse PREM Kiya Par Shadi Rukmani Se Q?
Krishna Ne Kaha
"RADHE,Shadi Me do Log Chahiye Or Hum To ek He..
Thats D True love,

10,Zindgi ka sabse Khoobsurat
lamha Wo hai?
Jab aapka Parivaar aapko
Dost samajhne lage
Aur
Dost aapko apna Pariwar.

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Hope you like this. :-)

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Ghandhi ji k 3 bandar.

you know frnd

Jab Gandhi ji ka 1 Bandar
Mar Gya to
Dusra London Gya tha.
AUR
TEESRA Ye blog..
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Nhi Padh Rha tha.
Yaar Tum Hamesha Khud ko Bandar Kyu samajhte ho.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!


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ME and HUTCH CEO.

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You knw frnd...


CEO of Hutch (mobile telecom company) once said to me:
"If u prove that you are the smartest person on this planet, so so
I will change the name of my COMPANY"






Phir kya??









Hutch is now "VODAFONE"...

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SURAJ KI KIRAN !!

Suraj ki pehli kiran. . .
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Khushi de aapko
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Dusri kiran hasi de
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Teesri tandurasti
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Chauthi kamyabi
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Bas! Bas !!
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Mr.Bean essay.

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Mr.Bean had studied only 1 essay 'FRIEND' 4 his exam..
But in da exam da essay was 'bout FATHER.

He replaced Friend wid Father in da essay:-
Professor read wht Mr Bean wrote:


I'm a very fatherly person.
I hv lots of fathers.
Some of my fathers r male n some r females.
My mother is very close 2 many of my fathers.
My true father is my neighbour!.. :)



Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!




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Boys awesome reasons.

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Huh !!
Bahut sah liya..
Ab nahi saha jata..
Yar hum ladko ki b life hoti hai..
Ab har baar ladkiya acche number se india me TOP kar rahi hai to ..
Esme hum ladko ka kya kasoor..
Hum b enshaan hai yaar..
Lekin..
Aaj to batana hi hoga hum ladko ka exam me fail hone ja reason..
Aaj succhai ko duniya k saamne aana hi hoga.
Ab chup na baithenge hum..
Ek-ek din..
Ek-ek ghante ka hisaab denge hum..

so Exam me fail hone ki wajah kya hai?

Sidha sa jawab he..

1 sal ke 365 din hote he.

Roj 8 ghante sone ke.

Yani pure saal ke 122 din.

365-122=243.

Diwali aur samar vacation gino.
61 din.

243-61=182 din.

Usme 52 sunday.

182-52=130 din.

Festival ke 40. College festival k 15 din

130-55=75 din.

Khane pine nahane dhone, hugne mootane ke 3 ghante ke hisab se 46 din..

75-46=29 din.

Roj ke 1 ghante dosto ko bhi to dena padta hai na?
To Uske milakar huye 15 din.

29-15=14 din bache..
Ab ladke 10 din to bimar rahte hai.
So..

14-10=4 din
bache.

Exam ke time bhi t.V dekhna padta hai bhai..
warna mind humare pitaa ji aakar to fresh nhi karenge? Bolo..
So T.V dekhane k 3 din.

4-3=1 din bache..

Yaar..
Ab 1 sal me 1 din hi to birthday ka aata he.
So Ab birth day ke din bhi koi padhta hai kya?...... . .


Ab esme humari kya galti agar hum fail ho gaye.?? huh. . .


Or phir esme galfrnd ko diya times include nhi kiya abi.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!



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Hndi SMS shayari..

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1, Milne ki khushi na bichadne ka gam,
na tanha na udas he hum,
kaise kahe kaise he hum.
bus u samaj lo bahut akele he hum.


2,Kismat ruk gayi
Dil ke taar tut gaye,
Wo bhi ruth gaye
Sapne bhi tut gaye,
Khajane me the sirf do aansu
Jab yad ayi apki to wo bhi lut gaye.


3,Saanso Ke Safar Me Hardam Paya He,
Dil Me B Sanam Tujhe Basaya He,
Tere Bina Hum Jiyenge Kaha,
Bhala DiL Ke Bina Bhi Koi Ji Paya He?


4,Shisa Or DIL
Me Sirf 1 Hi Fark Hota He.,
Waise To Dono Najuk Hi Hote he,
Lekin Shisha Galti Se Tutata He
Or DIL Galtfaimyon Se.


5,Tere hote hue bhi tanhai mili he,
wafa karke bhi dhekha burrai mili he,
jitna dua ki he tumhe paane ki,
usse zyada teri judai mili he.


6,DIL Ke Pas aapka Ghar Bana
Liya,
Khwabo Me Aapko Basa Liya
Mat Puchho Kitna Chahte Hai
Hum Aapko
Aapki Har Khata Ko Apna
Mukaddar Bana liya,


7,Har mulaaqat unse adhoori si rahi,
har khushi me kuch kammi si rahi,
khawaab kya dekhe tumhare humne,
neend ki aankhon se jo dushmani si rahi,

8,Hamare Bin Adhure Aap Rahoge,
Kabi Koi Dost Tha Hamara Aap Khud Kahoge,
Na Honge Hm To Ye Alam Na Hoga,
Milege Bahut Se pr Koi Humsa Na Hoga.


9,Aey Mujhe Patthar Dil Kehne Walo,
Patthar Ki Haqeeqat Tum Kya Jaano.
Kuchla Jaata He Bewajah Kadmo Tale
Iske Siskane ki Awaaz Tum Kya Jaano.

10,Sapna aksar sakar nahi hota,
Mohabbat ka koi aakar nahi hota
Sab kuchh ho jaata he ish duniya me
magar Dobara kisi se sacha pyar nahi hota.


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Ye shayariya muft me qurbaan ho jane wale aashiq dosto ki hai.lol ha ha:-)

Hindi SMS shayari jokes.

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Meri aankho ko sapne phir dikha gaye..
Bujhti saasho me mahak phir jagaa gaye..
Kya ye such me pyaar hai ya..
Phir se mujhe wo chootiyaa bana gaye.




Dil ka dard juba par laate hai hum..
Apni aakho se aashu bahaate hai hum,
Jakhm chaahe kitane bhi gahare kyu na ho..
DETOL ke siwa kuch nahi lagaat hum.




Yaad rakhna meri dosti..
Teri zindagi me ehsaan kar diya,
Mobile ka aakhari rupaiya bhi.
Tujh jaise fatichar k naam kar diya.






*ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! :-)




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Jokes

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1st frnd : hav'nt slept all night in the train.
2nd frnd : why ?
1st frnd : got upper berth..
2nd frnd : why didnt you exchanged?
1st frnd : huh ! There was nobody to exchange in the lower birth.




Sardar ji to other:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band ?
One said : yes. I did.
Sardar ji : well its your lucky day, i found the rubber band.




Marriage is like a pubic toilet,
Those waitng outside are desperate to get in..
Those inside are desperate to come out....





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Dictionarny...

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Dictionary is the only place...
Where death come before life,
Success before work,
Divorce before marriege,
But...
The true thng is that...
A friend alway come befor love.





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I need you.

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To live a life...
I need heart beat,
To have heart beat...
I need a heart,
To have a heart...
I need happiness,
To have a happiness...
I need a frnd,
And for a frnd...
I need YOU always.





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I need you..

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To live a life...
I need heart beat,
To have heart beat...
I need a heart,
To have a heart...
I need happiness,
To have a happiness...
I need a frnd,
And for a frnd...
I need YOU always.





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Walk with me..

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Walk with me when your hearts need company..
Take my hand when you feel all alone..
Turn to me when you need some to lean on..
Coz i'm a frnd you can always depend on.





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Meanings of F.R.I.E.N.D.

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Means of F.R.I.E.N.D.




F : Field of love..
R : Root of joy..
I : Island of god..
E : End of sorrow..
N : Name of hope..
D : Door of understanding..


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Friend in one..

Who (F)ind you in a (R)ush of people,
(I)nspires you to do somethings in life,
Cath you (E)motions and (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath....


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F : frndly,forgivining,fantastic,
R : respecting,reliable,real,
I : intimate,intelligent,illuminating,
E : eventful,encouraging,energetic,
N : nice,nature,non-condeming,
D : dear,dedicated,divine,


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My fav.mean..


F : Few
R : Relation
I : IN
E : Earth
N : Never
D : Die. . . . . . . . :-)








* all above meaning send me by my all known-unknown online friends...
Thank to all of you. Muuaah !! :-)
I hope you like what my friends say about word FRIEND.



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Hindi funny sms

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Aey dost tu bhi likha kar shaayari..
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaayega..
Jab tujh par bhi padenge andey tamaatar..
To shaam ki subji ka intizaam ho jayega.






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Hindi sms..

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SMS na karke dil tod diya mera..
Ab mobile ko dafnaa dena,
Kafan na ho to apna rumaal uda dena..
Rog puche koi to..
Nazare jhuka ke apni kanjoosi bata dena.






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Hindi SMS

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Mujhe aapka SMS nahi aya..
Humne teen din se khana nahi khaya..
Hum marne wale hai aapke pyaar me..
Or aap baithe hai SMS free hone ke intizaar me.






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Funny SMS jokes in hindi.

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1AASAN SAVAL AAPKE LIYE.
Ramayan me 'RAM AUR RAVAN' ki surname kaya tha?
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Har tarf padhai ka saya hai.
kitabo me sukh kisne paya hai.
Hum to jate hai shool ladkiya dekhne.
Aur MADAM kehti hai dekho barsat me bhi padhne aya hai.
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Mujhe aap ke Lips pe.




Bas 1baar




plz bas 1baar




Bahut dil chaat raha he,


bas 1 baar






1Pyari si SMILE Dekhni he,

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"KADVI SACHAI"Ladki agar ro rahi he to uske hajaro kaaran ho sakte hai lekin ladka ro raha hai to uska ek hi kaaran hota hai? "LADKI".;->

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Ma-Aj Schul Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aa Gye
GOLU-Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi
Maa-Aisa Q?
GOLU-Machar Teacher ke Gaal Per Baitha Tha.

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1sardar plain me pilot se headphone 6in raha tha
Pilot: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar: sale, Ticket ke pese hum de aur gane tu akele sunega?

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Do U Know?
Shadi Wale Din Joota Chhupai Ki Rasam Q Hoti He
Dulhe Ko Aakhri Chance Dia Jata He Ki Ab B WaQt He
Nange Paon Bhag Jao.
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Ranchhordas:1over me kitni ball feki jati he?
Virus:6 ball
Rancho:-Galat 1over me 1hi ball6 baar feki jati he.

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Hum kabhi padh na sake
kyonki?
PADHAAI sirf do wajah se hoti he
1shok se
2dar se.
faltu shok hum paalte nhi
or darte to kisi ke baap
se nhi.

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Beta: Papa ye SMS kise kahte he or Ye kiske kaam aata he?
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Papa: Beta Ye Bade Log bhejte he.
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or KANJOOS Logo ke padhne ke kaam aata he.


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Funny and naughty SMS

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Great people talk about IDEAS..
Average people talk about THINGS. .
Small people talk about other people..
But,
Legend People like ME..neva talk.
They posting blog.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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When you get this SMS..
send it to one person you love,
One you hate,
One you alway thnk of..
And one you wish to kill..

Now keep guessing.
Why i send it to YOU !!


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When i send you SMS..
its does'nt mean you have to do same.
You can also send..
Fruits, pizzas, chocolate,
CDs, DVDs etc.
Even, DDs and cheque are also accepted.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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What difference between..
MONKEY and DONKEY..

monkey will read this sms..
Donkey will delete this msg.

What will you do?
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!


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When words are not enough to express your feelings..

Don't think you are in love,

Actually you just need to attend..

RAPIDEX ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE.

matra nabbe ghanto me!
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