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1AASAN SAVAL AAPKE LIYE.
Ramayan me 'RAM AUR RAVAN' ki surname kaya tha?
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Har tarf padhai ka saya hai.
kitabo me sukh kisne paya hai.
Hum to jate hai shool ladkiya dekhne.
Aur MADAM kehti hai dekho barsat me bhi padhne aya hai.
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Mujhe aap ke Lips pe.
Bas 1baar
plz bas 1baar
Bahut dil chaat raha he,
bas 1 baar
1Pyari si SMILE Dekhni he,
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"KADVI SACHAI"Ladki agar ro rahi he to uske hajaro kaaran ho sakte hai lekin ladka ro raha hai to uska ek hi kaaran hota hai? "LADKI".;->
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Ma-Aj Schul Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aa Gye
GOLU-Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi
Maa-Aisa Q?
GOLU-Machar Teacher ke Gaal Per Baitha Tha.
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1sardar plain me pilot se headphone 6in raha tha
Pilot: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar: sale, Ticket ke pese hum de aur gane tu akele sunega?
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Do U Know?
Shadi Wale Din Joota Chhupai Ki Rasam Q Hoti He
Dulhe Ko Aakhri Chance Dia Jata He Ki Ab B WaQt He
Nange Paon Bhag Jao.
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Ranchhordas:1over me kitni ball feki jati he?
Virus:6 ball
Rancho:-Galat 1over me 1hi ball6 baar feki jati he.
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Hum kabhi padh na sake
kyonki?
PADHAAI sirf do wajah se hoti he
1shok se
2dar se.
faltu shok hum paalte nhi
or darte to kisi ke baap
se nhi.
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Beta: Papa ye SMS kise kahte he or Ye kiske kaam aata he?
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Papa: Beta Ye Bade Log bhejte he.
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or KANJOOS Logo ke padhne ke kaam aata he.
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