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Tumhare Paas 5 Wajah Ho Sakti Hai,
Muje SMS Na Karne Ki,
1 Time Nai
2 Free SMS Nai
3 Balance Nai
4 Network Nai
5 Soye SHER Ko Jagane Ki Himmat Nai.
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Vidaai K time DULHE Ka Mobile Baja..
or DULHAN Ne zor se Thapad Mar Diya. . .
Pucho kyu?
Ring Thi. .
Dil Me Chupake Pyar Ka Arman Le Chale
Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Samaan Le Chale.
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Taj Mahel Ki Deewaro Par Aaj Bhi Likha He
Wah ! Wah ! Wah !
Taj Mahel Ki Deewaro Par Aaj Bhi Likha He
"Yha Thookna Mna He,!"
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Girl: Kya Tum Mere Aashiq Ho..?
Boy: Ha,
Girl: To Phir Mujhe 100 rupey Ka Recharge Kar Do,
Boy: Tumhara Aashiq Hu janeman..
"Vodafone Walo Ka DAMAAD NAHI !! " :@:@
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HOSPiTAL attendance..
LANGDA
Present sir,
BEHRA
Present sir,
ANDHA
Present sir,
MENTAL !!
(No answr)
MENTAL !!
(No answr)
MENTAL. . . . .
*abey oh !!
Mera blog baad me pad lena,
Pahle apna attendence lagwa le,
varna apsent Lag jayegi...
ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Gubber singh :
arey oh sambha!!
Sambha: ji sardaar..
Gubber singh : ye kaun log hai re, jo sms k jawab nahi dete re?
Sambha: Sardaar ye wo log hai jo miss call karne k baad b balance check karte he.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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