1,"Father:
Beta agar sasural wale Scooter de to Car magna,
Shop de to Ghar mangna,
Cooler deto AC mangna,
beta:
Papa agar wo Ladki de to kya uski MAA mang lu??
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2, Sardaar plane land hote hi chillane laga- Banglore aya ! banglore aya !!
Oye Balle Balle
Air hostess: hello sir..
B silent..
Sardaar- Okay madam ji, Anglore aya! anglore aya !!
Oye alle alle.:-D
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3, Boys Mentality:-
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Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai,
Zamaane Mai Laga Dunga,
Uski Doli Jo Uthi.
To,
TO,
koi baat nahi yaar..
Talented hoon na,
dusri pata lunga.
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4,Ek Aadmi Ki Doosrey Seher Me Naukri Lagi.
Wahan Pahunch Kar Ushne Socha Ki Biwi Ko SmS Kar Dun.
Galti Se Wo SmS Kisi Aur Ke Paas Chala Gaya.
Jish Ke Paas Gaya
Wo Aurat Apne Husband Ko Daffna Ke Aayi Thi
Aur SmS Padhtey Hi Behosh Ho Gayi.
SmS Kuch Yun Tha,
"Mein Yahan Kheriyat Se Pahunch Gaya Hun.
Yahan Mobile Ki Suvidha Bhi Hai.
Or rahane ko acchi jagah bhi hai.
Tum Udaas Mat Hona,
2-3 Din Me Tumhe Bhi Apne Paas Bula Lunga.":->
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5,
1st sardaar
Yar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota he?
2nd sardaar
Ghonchu Bewkuf
TuneHi Sardaro Ka Naam Kharab Kiya He
Sent Message Matlab Khushbu Wala msg
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6,
Gal Frn:
Kal Mera Birthday He
Boy Frn:
Advance
HAPPY Birthday
Gal Frn:
Kya Gift doge?
Boy Frn:
Kya Chahiye
Gal Frn:Ring !!
Boy Frn:
Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance Nhi Hai.
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Hope you like my jokes. :-)
