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1st frnd : hav'nt slept all night in the train.
2nd frnd : why ?
1st frnd : got upper berth..
2nd frnd : why didnt you exchanged?
1st frnd : huh ! There was nobody to exchange in the lower birth.
Sardar ji to other:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band ?
One said : yes. I did.
Sardar ji : well its your lucky day, i found the rubber band.
Marriage is like a pubic toilet,
Those waitng outside are desperate to get in..
Those inside are desperate to come out....
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